“Go Spine Go” Lyrics
Music & Lyrics by Sam Luke

Hatchworth:

Every heart needs a beat

Every song could use a verse

If you wanna stand up, then your skeleton, is gonna need a

SPINE
Oooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

H: he's charming
(The Spine: Well hello there!)

H: Debonair
(S: And pleased to meet you)

H: Daring and dashing and just when you need him he's there
(S: If transportation permits)

H: He's got your back
(S: Well, sure)

H: when you pick fights with bears
(S: Uuh, I would not advise that)

H: he'll punch a ferocious beast,
(S: No)

H: that's how much he cares
(S: I-I don’t care that much)

Cause he's the SPINE
Oooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

Go Spine go, put on a show, do what you do best

Go Spine go, put on a show, you always know best

Rabbit: Need help with diction?
(S: Indefatigable)

R: or home repairs
(S: Try the plunger first)

R: Sewing or weaving, he'll do your taxes on a double dare
(S: and quadruple your returns)

R: Suffering from diarrhea?
(S: Hydration is key)

R: Well he's been there!
(S: No Rabbit, robots cannot get diarrhea)

R: About three times a day
(S: That’s not true folks)

R: he sympathizes with your affair
(S: It’s impossible for me to have diarrhea!)

He’s got

DIARRHEA

Oooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

Go spine go, hold that flow, wait ‘till after the show

Go spine go, not on the floor, this is not our home

H: He doesn't have diarrhea
(S: Thank you Hatchworth)

H: but he is a super spy
(S: Uh, now hold on a second, heh)

H: He's got some pretty cool gadgets
(S: Well that is true)

H: to topple governments and the like
(S: Oh boy)

R: He's not really a spy
(S: I appreciate that Rabbit)

R: but he does love him some pie

(S: Rabbit, robots cannot eat)

R: He eats so much pie
(S: I-I give up)

R: have diarrhea the whole live long night

S: No I won’t
H + R: Yes you will (yes you will, yes you will)
S: No I won’t
R: If you don’t right now
H + R: then you will

S: I said that I won’t
R: I’m fairly certain you
H + R: will
S: No I won’t!

R: ‘Cause he’s the
SPINE
Oooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

H: ‘Cause he’s the
SPINE
Oooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

Go spine go, put on a show, do what you do best

Go spine go, put on a show, you always know best

Go spine go, put on a show, bring-a-back-up-pair-of-slacks

Go spine go, not during the show, that would be really gross