You scream bloody murder and everyone looks at you. You start crying and a clean-up boy comes over to you and asks where your mother is. You tell him that you don't know and that you're lost. He takes you up to the front register and speaks into the microphone. "There's a little child that doesn't know where his mommy is. If it is yours you can pick it up at register five. Oh yes...and I think it wet itself." You sulk while waiting for your mother to come for you. This is the most embarassing experience of your life. If only you could have walked through a dungeon and slain a dragon or two. This event has scared you for life and when you grow up you become a bum who tries to clean people's car windows while they're at stop lights.
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